Corey Lewandowski is trending due to recent revelations regarding his connection to Kristi Noem amidst an investigative report by The Wall Street Journal. The report details chaotic circumstances surrounding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and includes anecdotes about a missing blanket linked to Noem, a situation that has drawn considerable media attention. This in-depth examination of their relationship and interactions has spurred a broader interest in both individuals.
Major news outlets, including The Independent and The Daily Beast, have highlighted the “bombshells” from the WSJ expose, specifically pointing out Lewandowski’s alleged behavior towards Noem and the implications of their association. The sensational nature of these reports, particularly allegations related to Lewandowski’s conduct, has likely amplified public curiosity, driving more searches.
The unique blending of political intrigue and personal drama in these reports has resulted in heightened visibility for Lewandowski. Given the interplay of political figures, media scrutiny, and scandal, this situation creates a perfect storm for significant search interest as people seek further information regarding the developments.
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There’s not one member of this administration even remotely qualified for the job – in most cases they’re catastrophically unfit for the position – so we all know it’s a veritable shit-show within every department of this government. These are dumbfounded evil dipshits playing make-believe at grown up jobs. And btw congratulations media, you’ve made the term “bombshell” into some rough equivalent of “ermahgerd”
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Every day, one of them takes pole position on the most embarrassing cabinet member. It’s like they have a schedule or something. Pete Hegseth completely fumbles a test in El Paso and causes an uproar. Pam Bondi takes his name out of the headlines by humiliating herself and the nation in front of Congress. RFK tries to bail her out by admitting to ripping lines of coke off of toilet seats. Kristi Noem says hold my beer and this article exposes her and Lewandowski as being a couple of cosplay divas. Can we have one fucking day when this administration doesn’t trip over their own dicks trying to fuck this country over?
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I don’t know what people expected the sad fact is when you vote a clown to be president, he’s bound to turn the whole thing into circus because that’s all he knows.
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it really does feel like constant chaos and headline whiplash people are exhausted by the drama and just want basic competence for once
L
We had that, but people were apparently bored and voted for more of, this.. /gestures around sadly
B
The American people are fundamentally too uneducated and apathetic for a functioning democracy.
M
Unfortunate but true. Theres a lot of strong opinions about shit that people know nothing about
A
A friend’s husband said back during the election he wasn’t voting because “Fuck it, let’s see the shitshow” after they just had a baby.
U
Well now he has two shit shows. His baby and the Trump administration.
W
A lot of hard work and careful planning went into making sure of that.
M
it’s almost like all the efforts to dismantle public schools since the 60s have worked
S
It’s curious how so many dickless individuals can still manage to find a way to trip on their dicks.
W
I don’t want to imagine a world where theyre actually competent. They’re doing enough damage as is.
U
The tripping over their own dicks is in fact encouraging. Filling Trump’s cabinet full of incompetent jag offs is good. They can do nothing right and their underlings can’t wait to leak their every idiotic move. It’s a win,win.
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⬆️This synopsis is chef’s kiss perfect.
E
They are living proof that whites aren’t superior. lol.
S
The bigger story is that her side piece can get in and out of DHS buildings without badging. Shows a total lack of security
T
Trip over their own dicks only to land on their balls. Shameful hasn’t come close to describing this administration for a long time
L
Their incompetence might be the only thing saving us.
D
Kegsbreath takes the cake! He is uniquely unqualified! If you listen to people who served with him, what an embarrassment!
K
It’s a race of recognition for one person only. Nobody else matters nor their impressions of them. There’s a big field of contenders.
E
How rude!!! How dare you imply that they have large penises!!!
A
Not with these fascist motherfuckers in place, unfortunately. Which is why we need to get them ***ALL*** out.
S
Man, I’m a federal employee, and I get to watch this clown show every fucking day.
J
Stay the course, the real career feds will be needed to cleanup and rebuild when this mess is over someday.
S
Thanks man, I keep telling myself this, but I just feel like running away most the time.
S
Yeah, that’s what they want you to do. Keep your head up.
A
Unfortunately, federal employees will have about 9 to 18 months after the midterms to clear this up before it is their turn to get criticized for not doing enough fast enough.
T
If we ever make it out of this, it will be in large part because of people like you. It’ll be a thankless response, like healthcare workers during COVID, but it will still be true. These institutions have been destroyed, but that just means they can be rebuilt in a new and better image. A new administration that comes in and does that has my total support
A
Resistance takes many forms. Hopefully we can all outlast these fuckers.
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Outwit, outlast, outplay. The parodies of this clown show WHEN ITS OVER will never be as horrible as it really is (was).
D
We are all stronger together.
Y
Hang in there there’s millions of us behind every one of you!
D
You’re being very brave, and I’m proud of you. It’s scary, and it’s hard, and that’s why so few do it, yet here you are. If there’s anything I can do to support you, please reach out. I’m proud of you, and we are all in your debt. I say this as unironically as possible: Thank you for your service. We need more people like you, and you should be proud of yourself. You’re an actual hero, each and every day you show up.
J
Trust me, it’s disheartening to see criminals who aren’t even eligible for a NACI get higher clearances at DHS and everywhere. The new leadership at every agency is rotten, so please keep doing the work that you can, the circus never leaves town but hopefully less clowns in the next administration if we can be lucky to have that.
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You have friends everywhere
N
You are the true hero’s of this country right now and the glue that is keeping us from the abyss. Thank you.
R
Please don’t, we need good people
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Thank you for your service. We got your back.
T
Thank you for your service and hanging in there!
S
It must be like working as a zookeeper except the animals are in charge.
B
Keep strong for those of us illegally RIFed
A
But don’t take a pen from a vendor! Or you will lose your job!
S
Also, fill this time card out to the exact minute (note, you can’t do increments smaller than 30 minutes), even though you’re a salaried employee. It’s very important that we track your working hours to the exact minute!
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I’m a salaried employee that routinely works 60 to 70 hours a week. I am usually working on two to four projects a week while having meetings that could be just a simple email while helping train colleagues lower on the totem pole than I and now I am also expected to track everything I do using an online form that I can only fill out once I am done with any given project that has to be broken down to how much time I spend sending an email. I typically just take guesses at the end on how long I spent on each process and submit my time. It’s great! I love it! I am off this week and I logged on to my assignment portal just out of curiosity and I was assigned a project that’s due the Monday I get back to work. I guess that project just won’t get done. Awesome!
S
I feel you. I got chewed out for not having a better presentation on Wednesday 8am after the shutdown. Like dude, I was legally prohibited from using my lap top for the last couple of days.
K
« The only professional Donald Trump ever hired was Stormy Daniels » – from elsewhere on Reddit today
J
Even then he tried to pay her on a pro boner schedule but he couldn’t hold up his end of the bargain.
E
You sir, are a cunning linguist!
Y
You could also sub in the word “paid” for “hired.”
Additional Sources:
The Independent – The biggest bombshells from the WSJ expose into Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski
The Daily Beast – ICE Barbie’s Alleged Lover Caught Leching About Her Body
